罗里波普

昨晚和老婆散步的时候，目睹一女性司机将车直接倒进未开启大门的车库内，更加杯具的是，女司机哭着跟小区保安说，这车库不是她们家的。

由于该车库前有个斜坡，这位猛女本想停在车库门口，谁知光挂倒档上不去，一脚油门大了不止一点点，完美入库，关键是车库卷帘门还奇迹般的合上了，只不过再也上不去了，如果车库主人回家看到车库多了辆车，估计会怀疑自己喝醉了，或者以为有人偷汉子。

女人的强悍往往体现在男人不敢为之的地方，最后听到女司机哭着和她家人说：人没事，就是屁股烂了……

杯具啊，餐具啊，家具啊……

想永远安逸地做一只螃蟹，在这初冬的南方小城，外表坚硬，内心柔软。

想永远安逸地做一只螃蟹，还得是淡水的小螃蟹，不用惊涛骇浪，不用生活盐碱。

想永远安逸地做一只螃蟹，等到生命殆尽时，也抑或成为营养物滋润他人。

想永远安逸地做一只螃蟹，横行于世，不会拐弯。

想永远安逸地做一只螃蟹，不像蜗牛行动迟缓，不像海龟时行百里，不像穿甲面目可憎。

想永远安逸地做一只螃蟹，沐着阳光

……

今天，3月10日，注定又是一个需要记住的日子，陪伴了我快三年的摩托车在晚7点左右被偷了，接下来，打了生平第一个110报警电话，坐了第一次警车，写了第一份笔录，并在警察局按了手印，就这样我再也见不到我的摩托了，同时再见的还有我的行驶证和驾驶证，幸运的是今天车快没油了我却没去加，不幸的是我今天刚给它洗过澡。

或许很多事情，冥冥中自有天意，这几周难得回家吃个饭，就被盯上了，看来前几天踩到的人屎显灵了，不需要对我说什么，我知道破财消灾这句话，我也知道这只是句安慰人的屁话，以后再也不能骑着它上山下海了，好久没骂人了，我现在只想问候偷车贼全家……

女人其实挺幸福的，什么节都轮的到，还有些节只有女人轮的到，比如三八。虽然“三八”也是骂人的话，我倒觉得这实际上是男人嫉妒女人而生造的词语，要是男人也有个什么“四九节”就好了，这样也有了骂男人的专用词，并且可以写一部浪漫且现实的生活剧：当一个三八遇到一名四九，然后火花被点燃了，就有了六一……

女人的节日里，整个商场里女山女海，并伴随着男土男溪，商家们拼命地卖出女人女孩女童的货品，男人男人男人拼命地买着单，毕竟男孩男童没有支付力，在这个举国的节日里，什么看起来都是那么的和谐。

这个周末把时间都耗费在学车上，起床的时间竟然比上班都早，发现教练们都像你欠了他们钱一样，拼死拼命地摆臭脸，数落你，拼命地挑战你的忍耐极限，还好老婆在旁，否则真不知会发生什么……

阿娇复出了，我倒觉得她还能回到那个很红的三八状态，冠希哥哥恐怕永远是黑色的四九了，你看，这时候四九就成了骂人的词，而三八就显得那么可爱。

好了，说完了，我这个四九祝三八们都快乐……

一个东莞人(13450601894)，总是三更半夜地打我电话,而且总拣我关机的时候打，有几次睡觉不关机,想候着问它到底找我有什么事，可这家伙从不打过来。

你是不是会说，“那你打过去问它什么事非要半夜打电话啊！”

妈妈说了，不要给陌生人打电话。

妈妈还说，不要半夜给人打电话。

周杰伦说，要听妈妈的话。

所以我怎么可能半夜给陌生人打电话。

问了下百度,竟然没有这个手机号码的新闻,看来它是盯上我的……号了。

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最近又整理了下我的Q，删了些人，如果你发现你的好友里没了我，那么不好意思，是我删的你。一般我不加不顺眼的人，二来我经常删不聊天的朋友，三是我有删好友强迫症。要是没看见我的说明的，那不好意思，请继续偏见我吧。

再说了，删删更健康。

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Yeah Yeah Yeahs四月份要出的新作《It's Blitz》竟然在二月就像蛋浆一样出现在网路上了，这封面一度让我看得蛋疼，不过较之旧作，新唱片听上去柔美了许多，但简洁依旧，看来Karen O要开启她的爆蛋闪电战了，不过老实说，这张蛋疼的作品不错。

“Zero”

Shake it like a ladder to the sun
Makes me feel like a madman on the run
Find me, never, never far gone
So get your leather, leather, leather on, on, on, on

Your zero
What's your name?
No one's going to ask you
Better find out where they want you to go

Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
Get to know it whether you're
Crying, crying, crying, oh, oh
Can you climb, climb, climb higher?

Shake it like a ladder to the sun
Makes me feel like a madman on the run
No you're never, never far gone
So get your leather, leather, leather on, on, on, on

Your zero
What's your name?
No one's going to ask you
Better find out where they want you to go

Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
Get to know it whether you're
Crying, crying, crying, oh, oh
Can you climb, climb, climb higher?

Was it the cure?
Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
Hope not!
Was it the cure?
Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
What's your name?

Your zero
What's your name?
No one's going to ask you
Better find out where they want you to go

Try and hit the spot
Get to know it in the dark
Get to know it whether you're
Crying, crying, crying, oh, oh
Can you climb, climb, climb higher?

Was it the cure?
Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
Hope not!
Was it the cure?
Shellshock!
Was it the cure?
Hope not!

What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?
What's your name?

下了大半个月的雨终于在今天停了下来，虽然没有看见太阳，但从未觉得这样仍有些许寒冷的阴天是那么舒服。

入住半个月的新居在两个人的精心打造下，慢慢有了绿色植物，慢慢有了油盐酱醋味，慢慢有了钟、有了书、有了画，有了家的模样，开始习惯了这样恬淡的生活，习惯了自己洗衣做饭，打扫卫生，习惯了去看望父母，习惯了偶尔的小争执和持续的小甜蜜，我又开始有了写作的冲动，只是有些不习惯日益增大的开支……

在这样的阴天夜晚，坐在电脑前听Sara Lov的声音，实在是件最惬意不过的事情，可惜手边没有一杯奶……

A Thousand Bees

 How sweet is the revenge
When you don't want it anymore?
How meaningless the defense
When you're not fighting anymore?

I've given up the wanting,
How it seems to want me still.
Like lovers wanting others,
Dancing on the lovers' hill.

Photographs, beautiful photographs.
Can't go back, can't take it back.
Photographs, beautiful photographs.
Can't go back, can't take it back.

To see a younger girl like me
With eyes all wide and wandering,
Will she awaken just like me?
A thousand bee stings covering
A heart that doesn't need their wings.

You stung me, you stung me.
You stung me, you stung me.
You stung me, you stung me.
You stung me, you stung me.

Photographs, beautiful photographs.
Can't go back, can't take it back.
Everything, I've told you everything.
Can't go back, can't take it back.

Photographs, beautiful photographs.
Can't go back, can't take it back.

How sweet is the revenge
When you don't want it anymore?

Animals

I want to know,
I got to know
What are you made of?
What are you made of?
You never look me in the eye;
I never see the inside of your eye.
Do, do you look at anyone, at anyone?
What are you made of?
What are you made of?

What kind of animal are we?
I always knew you'd make a fool of me,
And I could never look you in the eye -
You prove me right, so do not ask me why.

What kind of animal are we?
I should have never let you into me.
But I never, never learned to swim
Until you came around and pushed me in.

Either in love or never in love,
Always run away, always run away.

You and I, we'll never realize
Fleeting moments that pass by
Are all we ever have.

Either in doubt or never in doubt,
Always run away, always run away.
What kind of animal are we?

I always knew you'd make a fool of me.
And I could never look you in the eye,
You prove me right so do not ask me why.
What kind of animal are we?
I should have never let you into me.
But I never, never learned to swim
Until you came around and pushed me in.

Either in love, or never in love
Always run away, always run away.

I want to know,
I gotta know
What are you made of?
What are you made of.

我认为，女人和男人最大的不同在于：女人喜欢帅哥明星，但往往都找挫男当男友。而男人喜欢美女明星，并且努力会寻找靓女做女友。

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很奇怪，所有反火箭的球迷都喜欢拿姚麦从没过首轮作为不看好他们的理由。要知道，加内特曾经也这样尴尬过，但是当他拿下总冠军的时候，所有事前讽刺他的人都闭上了臭嘴。我们现在需要的是闭上嘴，停止猜测，耐心等待。

《0086》的好是在于，它在我不经意间会寄本样刊给我，而且我也不知道他们为什么要寄给我这个小卒。不过还是很感谢的，可以的话，希望每期都能寄我一份。

The Rockets will give up guard Bobby Jackson, a No. 1 draft pick next season and another player that the individual with knowledge of the trade could not name. Rockets general manager Daryl Morey could not be immediately reached for comment.

Because of contract considerations, the trade will not be announced until Aug. 14, though that would indicate the deal could include Rockets’ first round draft pick Donte’ Green. Green is not permitted to be traded until then, one month from when he signed with the Rockets.

There could also be other players involved to make the money match but none that the Rockets would plan to keep. The Rockets will also send the Kings cash in excess of $1 million.

貌似这流言的可信度相当高，阿泰竟然来火箭了，这就是莫雷所谓的小交易，烟雾弹放的太大了也，鲍比加东特格林和未知球员以及100万现金就换来了阿泰。

我的神啊，火箭这下子立马幸福到爆。可是阿泰来了，巴蒂尔的位置往哪放，阿泰打第六人的可能性相当大。火箭的前场实力和雄厚的替补席几乎会让所有球队恐慌，凯尔特人是谁？让我们遗忘它吧。

我的妈啊，看看这阵容吧。

首发：姚明 斯科拉 巴蒂尔 麦蒂 阿尔斯通

第一替补阵容：多西 兰德里（如签约）阿泰 巴里 布鲁克斯（弗朗西斯）

什么三巨头，只要斯科拉暴走，简直就是四暴头。科比估计头也要大了，巴蒂尔都已经让他恶心的不行，现在又来了个野兽，莫雷绝对是年度最佳经理候选人，现在唯一的希望就是姚麦健康打满整个赛季包括季后赛，如果成真，到时候会发生什么，其实我已经不敢去想象了。